Here’s a little fun! Everybody loves a good Phlebotomy joke, especially Phlebotomist!

1. Why did the phlebotomist go to art school? To learn how to draw blood!
2. Why did the vampire become a phlebotomist? To get a taste for the real thing!
3. Why did the phlebotomist break up with her boyfriend? He had bad veins!
4. Why did the phlebotomist bring a ladder to work? To get to the higher blood levels!
5. What do you call a phlebotomist who’s always on time? Punctual-phlebotomist!

HAHA! We hope you found these jokes amusing!