- Why did the phlebotomist go to art school? To learn how to draw blood!
- Why did the vampire become a phlebotomist? To get a taste for the real thing!
- Why did the phlebotomist break up with her boyfriend? He had bad veins!
- Why did the phlebotomist bring a ladder to work? To get to the higher blood levels!
- What do you call a phlebotomist who’s always on time? Punctual-phlebotomist!
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